10 Anticipated Cars for 2014 According to Yahoo!…

Just another reason why Yahoo! Autos never knows what they are talking about. Let’s go through their list of anticipated cars of 2014. Please note there are no categories just some stupid writer who picked out of a hat for a bunch of random cars. Also, please see Number 5 so you all will believe me that Yahoo! Autos needs to be discredited completely!!!

1. 2014 Aston Martin Vanquish

Slater already wrote an article about how awesome this car is for 2013. I have no problem with this pick except for the $280,000 price tag. It better go faster then 0-60 in 4.2 seconds, I can go get a Corvette or Porsche for a third of the price and go faster
2. 2014 BMW I3

Okay first off, I’m calling a famous card game name on this car – “bullshit.” There is NO WAY BMW is going to have this car ready for September of 2013 (which is when the 2014 models will be rolling out. “the compact hatchback i3 is made of lightweight yet super-strong carbon fiber — the same stuff used in the fuselage of the 787 Dreamliner.” HAHA Yahoo! Autos, cars have been using carbon fiber for a very long time to make them stronger and lighter, but way to blow smoke up uneducated people’s butts to make it sound like BMW is so innovative like Boeing.

3. 2014 Chevrolet Corvette

Okay, nothing negative to say here, it’s the new series Corvette, an American Classic before it’s even produced.

4. 2014 Mini Cooper Paceman

I want to compare the Mini Cooper Brand to Taco Bell. Literally every Mini Cooper looks the same, drives the same, is the same size, with the same engine, and once in awhile you have an awful convertible top. Same at Taco Bell, they have all these crazy combinations of Chalupas, Tacos, Burritos, etc but it’s still just beef, cheese, sauce and rice. Enough said

5. 2014 Subaru Forester

“Is Subaru the next Volvo? The red-hot brand, which also specializes in functional wagons and crossovers, has released pictures of the fourth generation of the popular Forester, one of its best sellers for the past 15 years.”  Yahoo! Autos, really, is Subaru the next VOLVO? Umm no because Volvo makes reliable, safe cars and oh yeah Volvo is STILL IN BUSINESS. Really Yahoo! Autos, the red hot brand? Ugh the person who wrote this article should be transferred to another department. Look this isn’t politics where everyone can have an idiotic opinion; this is a car company that no longer exists, Chapter 11, HOW CAN THEY BE RED HOT? That’s it, done reading the rest of their car articles, how can anyone take this person seriously?